May 2013
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April 2013
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Need a pick up line? Well have no fear. disneyismyescape is here (and has the power of google)
- WARNING: SOME ARE INAPPROPRIATE. (i'm sorry)
- Can I Hakkunah your ma-tatas?
- You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
- I can take you to infinity and beyond.
- Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
- Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.
- One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.
- I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.
- Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
- You are part of the circle of my life.
- Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
- You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
- I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.
- Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?
- Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?
- Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
- I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.
- Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!
- Can you feel the love tonight?
- I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.
- Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.
- Things are much better down where it's wetter.
What to say to Characters in the park!
- Many guests who visit with characters merely walk up, get their book signed, take a photo and walk away. The average time a guest spends with a character is less than one minute. They are missing out on some great fun. Characters are always ready to play with the guests and may need a simple prodding to do so.
- What to say to characters:
- Ariel:
- Ask Ariel if you can become a mermaid
- Army man:
- Ask Green Army to march with you then pose with a great salute
- Aurora:
- Ask Aurora if she likes to takes naps.
- Ask Aurora what her favorite dress color is
- Belle:
- Ask Belle for a book recommendation
- Tell Belle that Beast is very big and scary
- Buzz:
- Tell Buzz he is a toy…a T. O. Y. toy!
- Ask Buzz if you can push his reset button
- Ask Buzz to go into Latin mode
- Ask Buzz what exactly is beyond infinity
- Captain Hook:
- Stand behind Captain Hook and go tick tock, tick tock or call him a codfish
- If he is alone, ask him where Mr. Smee is
- Ask Chip/Dale:
- if they are squirrels, gophers or rats
- which one are you
- who has the better dance moves
- a bag of acorns
- them which one is Alvin and which one is Simon.
- Ask where Theodore is at.
- Daisy:
- Propose marriage to Daisy or ask for a kiss
- Ask Donald:
- where Mickey is
- why he doesn’t have as much stuff in the parks as Mickey
- why he doesn’t wear pants
- Tell Donald he is #1 or even better #2
- he is handsome
- Tell Donald you like him better than Mickey
- Tell Donald you like his performance in the Aflac commercials
- Eeyore: where his tail is
- Show Eeyore your muscles
- Tell Eeyore “I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you there”
- Flynn Rider:
- Ask him to see what is in his bag
- Goofy:
- Ask Goofy if he’s ever taken Pluto for a walk
- Lady Tremaine:
- Ask Lady Tremaine how much hairspray it took to hold her hair up like that
- Step Mother which daughter is her favorite
- Mary Poppins:
- Ask Mary how come your room doesn’t clean itself when you snap your fingers
- AskMary where Bert is
- Tell Mary Poppins that you heard only Mary Poppins can say “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” backwards
- Minnie:
- Ask Minnie if Mickey has given her a ring yet
- Compliment Minnie on her outfit
- Propose marriage to Minnie
- Mulan:
- Ask Mulan how to be an honorable child
- Ask Mulan if she ever appeared in her armor
- Peter Pan:
- Tell Pan you are from Texas, the Lone Star state
- Greet him with a loud “Cock a doodle doo”
- Piglet
- Ask him if he would like a sausage biscuit or BLT
- Pluto:
- Ask Pluto where Mickey isPluto
- Give Pluto a dog biscuit
- Tell Pluto he is a good boy for taking pictures with you and scratch him behind his ear
- Tell Pluto he should get a never-ending supply of dog bones
- Tell Pluto you can’t choose which is your favorite dog
- Pooh:
- Ask Pooh how come they let him out with only half a shirt
- Ask Pooh why he doesn’t wear pants
- Ask Pooh where you can locate some honey because you have a rumbly in your tummy
- Princesses:
- Complement Princesses on their dresses
- Rafiki:
- Bring a Simba plush. He’ll lift it up like in the movie
- Snow White:
- Ask Snow White who her favorite dwarf is
- Give Snow White an apple
- Step Sister:
- Ask one of Cinderella’s Step Sisters to sing
- Ask the Step Sisters which is the pretty one
- ask them which one the prince would marry
- Offer your son to marry one of them
- Stitch:
- Ask him what his badness level is
- Thumper:
- Tell Thumper to stay out of your flower beds
- Tiana:
- Ask Tiana who is minding her restaurant
- Tigger:
- Ask Tigger if he is a boy or girl
- Bounce with Tigger
- Tell Tigger he should have his own ride
- Tell Tigger you can bounce higher than him
- Instead of saying goodbye say TTFN “Ta Ta For Now”
- VariousAsk:
- character to show you their muscles
- Vidia:
- Ask Vidia to take your daughter, if she is dressed like Tink
- Woody: Ask Woody if Andy’s name is on the bottom of his boot
- Tell Woody there is a snake in his boot
- Ask Woody for a showdown
- IF you know of any let me know!

