The World according to Elayna

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Need a pick up line? Well have no fear. disneyismyescape is here (and has the power of google)
  • WARNING: SOME ARE INAPPROPRIATE. (i'm sorry)
  • Can I Hakkunah your ma-tatas?
  • You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
  • I can take you to infinity and beyond.
  • Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
  • Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.
  • One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.
  • I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.
  • Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
  • You are part of the circle of my life.
  • Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
  • You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
  • I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.
  • Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?
  • Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?
  • Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
  • I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.
  • Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!
  • Can you feel the love tonight?
  • I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.
  • Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.
  • Things are much better down where it's wetter.
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What to say to Characters in the park!
  • Many guests who visit with characters merely walk up, get their book signed, take a photo and walk away. The average time a guest spends with a character is less than one minute. They are missing out on some great fun. Characters are always ready to play with the guests and may need a simple prodding to do so.
  • What to say to characters:
  • Ariel:
  • Ask Ariel if you can become a mermaid
  • Army man:
  • Ask Green Army to march with you then pose with a great salute
  • Aurora:
  • Ask Aurora if she likes to takes naps.
  • Ask Aurora what her favorite dress color is
  • Belle:
  • Ask Belle for a book recommendation
  • Tell Belle that Beast is very big and scary
  • Buzz:
  • Tell Buzz he is a toy…a T. O. Y. toy!
  • Ask Buzz if you can push his reset button
  • Ask Buzz to go into Latin mode
  • Ask Buzz what exactly is beyond infinity
  • Captain Hook:
  • Stand behind Captain Hook and go tick tock, tick tock or call him a codfish
  • If he is alone, ask him where Mr. Smee is
  • Ask Chip/Dale:
  • if they are squirrels, gophers or rats
  • which one are you
  • who has the better dance moves
  • a bag of acorns
  • them which one is Alvin and which one is Simon.
  • Ask where Theodore is at.
  • Daisy:
  • Propose marriage to Daisy or ask for a kiss
  • Ask Donald:
  • where Mickey is
  • why he doesn’t have as much stuff in the parks as Mickey
  • why he doesn’t wear pants
  • Tell Donald he is #1 or even better #2
  • he is handsome
  • Tell Donald you like him better than Mickey
  • Tell Donald you like his performance in the Aflac commercials
  • Eeyore: where his tail is
  • Show Eeyore your muscles
  • Tell Eeyore “I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you there”
  • Flynn Rider:
  • Ask him to see what is in his bag
  • Goofy:
  • Ask Goofy if he’s ever taken Pluto for a walk
  • Lady Tremaine:
  • Ask Lady Tremaine how much hairspray it took to hold her hair up like that
  • Step Mother which daughter is her favorite
  • Mary Poppins:
  • Ask Mary how come your room doesn’t clean itself when you snap your fingers
  • AskMary where Bert is
  • Tell Mary Poppins that you heard only Mary Poppins can say “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” backwards
  • Minnie:
  • Ask Minnie if Mickey has given her a ring yet
  • Compliment Minnie on her outfit
  • Propose marriage to Minnie
  • Mulan:
  • Ask Mulan how to be an honorable child
  • Ask Mulan if she ever appeared in her armor
  • Peter Pan:
  • Tell Pan you are from Texas, the Lone Star state
  • Greet him with a loud “Cock a doodle doo”
  • Piglet
  • Ask him if he would like a sausage biscuit or BLT
  • Pluto:
  • Ask Pluto where Mickey isPluto
  • Give Pluto a dog biscuit
  • Tell Pluto he is a good boy for taking pictures with you and scratch him behind his ear
  • Tell Pluto he should get a never-ending supply of dog bones
  • Tell Pluto you can’t choose which is your favorite dog
  • Pooh:
  • Ask Pooh how come they let him out with only half a shirt
  • Ask Pooh why he doesn’t wear pants
  • Ask Pooh where you can locate some honey because you have a rumbly in your tummy
  • Princesses:
  • Complement Princesses on their dresses
  • Rafiki:
  • Bring a Simba plush. He’ll lift it up like in the movie
  • Snow White:
  • Ask Snow White who her favorite dwarf is
  • Give Snow White an apple
  • Step Sister:
  • Ask one of Cinderella’s Step Sisters to sing
  • Ask the Step Sisters which is the pretty one
  • ask them which one the prince would marry
  • Offer your son to marry one of them
  • Stitch:
  • Ask him what his badness level is
  • Thumper:
  • Tell Thumper to stay out of your flower beds
  • Tiana:
  • Ask Tiana who is minding her restaurant
  • Tigger:
  • Ask Tigger if he is a boy or girl
  • Bounce with Tigger
  • Tell Tigger he should have his own ride
  • Tell Tigger you can bounce higher than him
  • Instead of saying goodbye say TTFN “Ta Ta For Now”
  • VariousAsk:
  • character to show you their muscles
  • Vidia:
  • Ask Vidia to take your daughter, if she is dressed like Tink
  • Woody: Ask Woody if Andy’s name is on the bottom of his boot
  • Tell Woody there is a snake in his boot
  • Ask Woody for a showdown
  • IF you know of any let me know!
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March 2013

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I really need a use for these gifs I just made...

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